The Pizza Fork
Myself, I eat pizza with my bare hands. There's no need to bring anything between me and my pizza. Maybe you are the kind of person who likes to cut off a bite before cramming it into your mouth.
However you do it, this device will certainly be a conversation piece and may solve my problem of not looking like a pig while enjoying a Meat Lovers pizza.
The Pizza Fork has all the poking functionality of a standard fork but incorporates a pizza cutting wheel, simply roll over the pizza to cut off a mouth sized portion. You obviously recognize the significance of this invention. You must have one for yourself. Better buy a few because everyone at the table is gonna wanna try yours, and that would just be gross.
Click this link to purchase the Pizza Fork from the Stupidiotic website.